I Can Find Out

I am a naturally good detective.  If you need help finding out the truth about someone or something, try me.  I am usually extremely good at this.  I have had much luck finding cheating boyfriends, etc. 

I will Listen

If you are lonely and need an ear, I am a good listener.  I can give out some pretty good advice too.  I have a background in psychology.  If you want someone to talk to, I'm here.