I Can Find Out
I am a naturally good detective. If you need help finding out the truth about someone or something, try me. I am usually extremely good at this. I have had much luck finding cheating boyfriends, etc.
I will Listen
If you are lonely and need an ear, I am a good listener. I can give out some pretty good advice too. I have a background in psychology. If you want someone to talk to, I'm here.